| 1 |
YOUR
SISTER IS CUTE BUT YOU'RE MUM DOES THAT THING WITH HER
TONGUE |
| 2 |
I'M
NOT SPEEDING, I'M QUALIFYING |
| 3 |
MY
OTHER RIDE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND |
| 4 |
WATCH
OUT FOR THE IDIOT BEHIND ME |
| 5 |
JESUS
LIVES, POSSIBLY |
| 6 |
MY
OTHER CAR IS A CAR |
| 7 |
MONEY
CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS BUT IT MAKES PEOPLE LIKE YOU |
| 8 |
I
BRAKE FOR THINGS THAT WILL DAMAGE MY CAR |
| 9 |
SAY
NO TO DRUGS UNLESS YOU WANT THEM |
| 10 |
THIS
IS A BUMPER STICKER |
| 11 |
IF
YOUR GOING TO RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER FIRST |
| 12 |
THINGS
OCCUR |
| 13 |
CATS
NATURES SPEED HUMPS |
| 14 |
LOOK
OUT!! I
DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU |
| 15 |
IF
AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY NOT TO LOOK SURPRISED |
| 16 |
PSYCHIC
WANTED, YOU KNOW WHERE TO APPLY |
| 17 |
KEEP
HONKING I'M RELOADING |
| 18 |
LORD
SAVE ME FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS. |
| 19 |
I
SAID NO TO DRUGS BUT THEY JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN |
| 20 |
THE
EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE
CHEESE |
| 21 |
I
INTEND TO LIVE FOREVER, SO FAR SO GOOD |
| 22 |
DON'T
PISS ME OFF IM RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES |
| 23 |
HOW
DO YOU CONFUSE A WANKER?
37 |
| 24 |
ALL
THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS RAISE MY HAND |
| 25 |
IM
OUT OF ESTROGENS & I HAVE A GUN |
| 26 |
YOU
NEVER REALLY LEARN TO SWEAR UNTIL YOU LEARN TO DRIVE |
| 27 |
ADVICE
IS FREE THE RIGHT ANSWER WILL COST PLENTY |
| 28 |
EVERYONE
IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION |
| 29 |
HORN
BROKEN WATCH FOR FINGER |
| 30 |
COVER
ME IM CHANGING LANES |
| 31 |
IF
YOU CAN READ THIS IM NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH |
| 32 |
I
LOVE CATS BUT I COULDN'T EAT A WHOLE ONE |
| 33 |
YES
THE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND ME |
| 34 |
I
LOVE TO GIVE HOMEMADE GIFTS WHICH ONE OF MY KIDS DO YOU
WANT? |
| 35 |
CAUTION
OVERTAKING MAY CAUSE RACE |
| 36 |
LEARN
FROM YOUR PARENTS MISTAKES - USE BIRTH CONTROL |
| 37 |
WE
HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF SMART? |
| 38 |
HE
WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST |
| 39 |
IT
IS AS BAD AS YOU THINK AND THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU |
| 40 |
TIME
IS WHAT KEEPS EVERYTHING FROM HAPPENING AT ONCE |
| 41 |
I
GET ENOUGH EXERCISE JUST PUSHING MY LUCK |
| 42 |
WOMEN
WHO SEEK TO BE EQUAL TO MEN LACK AMBITION |
| 43 |
WHERE
THERE'S A WILL I WANT TO BE IN IT |
| 44 |
I
DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT |
| 45 |
ALWAYS
REMEMBER YOUR UNIQUE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE |
| 46 |
CONCIOUSNESS-
THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS |
| 47 |
THERE
ARE THREE TYPES OF PEOPLE- THOSE WHO CAN COUNT & THOSE
WHO CAN'T |
| 48 |
IF
YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT IM WEARING FEEL FREE TO UNDRESS ME |
| 49 |
IF
YOUR CUTE IM SINGLE |
| 50 |
HATE
WHAT YOUR WEARING - TAKE IT OFF |
| 51 |
NECROPHILIA
- THAT UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE |
| 52 |
BOLDLY
GOING NOWHERE |
| 53 |
CAT
- THE OTHER WHITE MEAT |
| 54 |
CAUTION
- DRIVE LEGALLY BLONDE |
| 55 |
DON'T
BE SEXIST - BITCHES HATE THAT |
| 56 |
HONK
IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN UZI FIRED FROM A CAR WINDOW |
| 57 |
HOW
MANY ROADS MUST A MAN TRAVEL DOWN BEFORE HE ADMITS HES
LOST |
| 58 |
IF
YOU CAN DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE RIDDLE THEM WITH
BULLETS |
| 59 |
MONEY
ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT IT SURE KEEPS THE KIDS IN TOUCH |
| 60 |
GROW
YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. |
| 61 |
GROW
YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A WOMAN. |
| 62 |
ALL
MEN ARE ANIMALS, SOME JUST MAKE BETTER PETS |
| 63 |
I
USED TO HAVE A HANDLE ON LIFE BUT IT BROKE |
| 64 |
WANTED
- MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP |
| 65 |
BEER
- ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST |
| 66 |
O
YOUR A FEMINIST, ISN'T THAT PRECIOUS. |
| 67 |
I
NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD - ARE YOU REALLY BAD |
| 68 |
DILLIGAF |
| 69 |
FIGJAM |
| 70 |
BE
REASONABLE - DO IT MY WAY |
| 71 |
I
HAVE AN ATTITUDE & IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. |
| 72 |
THE
OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS |
| 73 |
IM
NOT FEELING MYSELF TODAY, CAN I FEEL YOU? |
| 74 |
IF
ITS GOT TYRES OR TITS ITS GONNA CAUSE PROBLEMS |
| 75 |
IF
ITS GOT TYRES OR TESTES ITS GONNA CAUSE PROBLEMS |
| 76 |
ZERO
TO BITCH IN LESS THAN 3 SECONDS |
